Profile of lxovoxl
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Seeking a
- Gender
- WomanStraight, Bisexual
- Age:
- 35 - 37
- Country:
- Canada
- Region:
- —
- City:
- —
About me
Just looking for friends or dates right now, see where things go! I’m only on here when I’m bored and procrastinating from what I should be doing instead you know, things in life that are more important :P
Intelligence > Looks - Period. I don’t care how hot you think you are. If your brain is in sizable comparison to a peanut we’re not going to get along. To hit my point home allow me to provide an example: If you either talk lik diz/type then I’m going to comprehend you as an imbecile. Furthermore, if all you have going for you is a pretty face with a complete lack of ambition and drive towards succeeding in life, I’m not going to think you’re an imbecile, simple lost. I’m only interested in meeting uplifting “happy” people who are taking their lives in the direction of passion.
Now that the disclaimer is out of the way. . . All you really need to know about me (until we actually start talking, which is the goal right?) is that I
- Am a comedy buff; I perform comedy/magic, and have for several years now, so I never get offended, have no problem finding the lighter sides of things, and if I can't make you pee your pants laughing in person within 15 minutes then cabbage patch kids will come out of the sewers and eat me.
- I enjoy making mystery, seeing the look of wonder and awe in a persons eyes. Theres a unique type of power that comes with mystery, and this isn't a type of power I’m going to give away freely.
- I am extremely social. . . I can talk to anybody, at any time, about anything. . . do not get discouraged if I strike up conversations with random strangers (especially if i'm asked for change, if they can recite Shakespeare then they deserve some)
As for you. . . all I need is a great sense of humor, and a smile, and we will get along swell :)